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Joke of the Day

"Jan 21, 2015: The 1989 film ""Back to the Future II"" showed life on Oct 21, 2015. So we've got 9 Months to invent Flying Cars."

"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"

"Fast and Furious [NSFW] I asked my girlfriend to give me road head and we got into an accident. I guess next time I should be the one driving."

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

"What is the difference between a female blond and a female mosquito? A female mosquito can raise a family when she is done sucking."

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"

"What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles? The Pro-lease department"

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."