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Joke of the Day

"My wife just found a pretzel in her hair and then she ate it and I didn't know I could love her more."

"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."

"People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 30 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with blacks is a fking genius!"

"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"

"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."

"My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met."

"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."

"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"