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Joke of the Day

"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"

"""You're more likely to be killed in a car wreck than eaten by a shark."" The shark made a convincing argument, so I got out of the cage."

"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."

"What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor? Mr. Peanut"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called ""Innuendo"". So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"When it comes to gay sex, I think the backwards views of my grandfather are disgusting So I might try missionary style with him instead"

"Winrar is not free"

"I tink Therefore I am Irish."

"I'm aging like an avocado. By the time I finally noticed my prime it was too late."

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"