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Joke of the Day

"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""

"My grandfather had alzheimers..."

"Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts ""hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"" ""Namaste right here."""

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"[interview] BOSS: So you have zero experience? ME: Hire me & I'll give u a sweet nickname B: That's absurd.. ME: Lazerwolf B: Welcome aboard"

"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."

"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"Hey I really like you. I wanted to know if you'd like to gradually grow to despise each other over the next 4-5 years."

"Why do towels get dirty? If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??"