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Joke of the Day
"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."
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"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"
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"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""
"Isaac Newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson Fig was born."
"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"
"if your best friend Jack was stuck on of a horse, would you help your friend Jack off a horse?"
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"What do you call five tomatoes? A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER."
"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."