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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."

"What's black white red all over and can't go through a revolving door A nun with a spear through her"

"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."

"What's a skydiver's favorite spice? Ground cumin! As long as they aren't running out of thyme."

"I can't afford a police siren so I just taped a crying baby to the top of my car. It's working, people are moving out of my way."

"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."

"Wife: ""they're disgusting, they carry diseases, they eat garbage!"" Me: are we talking about your parents, raccoons, or the kids?"

"Do I have any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"

"If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country, if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"