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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."

"What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava Your so vain"

"Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream? He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!"

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. At least they drive slowly around playgrounds."

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice..."

"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"