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Joke of the Day
"knock knock......... who's there?? an old joke p.s. Today is National Tell an Old Joke Day"
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"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
"What's long hard and has semen in it? A submarine!"
"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."
"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"
"I can't tell if I'm an alcoholic or a necrophiliac... ... I just love to crack open a cold one every once in a while."
"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."
"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"
"What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking."