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Joke of the Day

"[On date] Her - ""so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?"" Me - ""Jurassic Park theme"""

"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 300 degrees in the oven."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."

"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"

"My wife gets really annoyed when I make sexual requests. The other night, I asked her if we could try the praying mantis' position and she tore my head off"

"9/11 knock knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *You said you'd never forget.*"