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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to get something to make her look sexy for her birthday. So I bought myself a 12 pack."

"At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit"

"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"

"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil."

"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""

"My password is not working Put numbers in uppercase."