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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand? because she is moaning with the other."
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"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."
"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"""Cool, I'll check 'em out!"" -my lie to any person recommending a band to me"
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"
"That old expression: ""hold the phone!"" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that"