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Joke of the Day

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"My plan to buy a drawing board just fell through. I guess it's back to th-OH GOD DAMNIT."

"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"

"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."

"Remember, tomorrow is Good Friday So let's all act like Jesus and get completely hammered."

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"

"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"

"Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!"

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."