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Joke of the Day

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"

"if you have a favorite tetris block that isn't the 4x1 long piece, you're a fucking contrarian idiot asshole and i hate you"

"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."

"A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. ""There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning."" ""Who shall I call"" her husband asked ""police or ambulance?"""

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"

"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""