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Joke of the Day

"The Monkey Do you know why the monkey fell out of the tree because he was fucking dead."

"Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man ""Where is children?"" Latvian man respond ""Children is dead from childbirth."" Bus leave."

"What do a priest and McDonald's have in common?... [NSFW] Both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position"

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma"

"What's the most confusing day in the hood? Father's Day"

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!"

"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"

"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."