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Joke of the Day
"Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves."
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"Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum."
"what's the difference between a my girlfriend and a voice activated sink? One gets turned on and all wet when I speak to it. The other is a voice activated sink."
"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"
"I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids."
"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."