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Joke of the Day

"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."

"Despite the large variations in ambient temperature, how do warm blooded animals stay warm? By definition."

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."

"This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism"

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"

"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."

"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."

"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"

"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."

"I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while."