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Joke of the Day
"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy."
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"I found Jesus the other day....... and if no one claims him within 30 days, by gosh, I am going to keep him!"
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"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."
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"what is a short, yet a long password? 1 to 8"
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"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"