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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations Amy Winehouse On three years of sobriety!"
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"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED? It was a black one."
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."
"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"[goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news better] ""sorry, we're full"" [lights myself on fire]"
"The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv."
"[Jesus at Last Supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna stop u right there"