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Joke of the Day
"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."
"TIL They Discovered a Gay Dinosaur It was a Megasoreass"
"Why do politians hate the term ""mudslinging""? They don't want to get their hands dirty."
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"(NSFW) What do you call an infected vagina? A pussy pussy."
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."
"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""