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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank one fish looks at the other fish and says... How the fuck do we drive this thing dude?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"

"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."

"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"

"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."

"When I see couples madly in love, I just assume they met yesterday."

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot."

"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."