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Joke of the Day
"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"Why can't America ever win a chess tournament? Because they're missing two towers"
"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."
"My favorite Star Trek episode is that one where Captain Kirk saves the Klingons hundreds of dollars on hotel reservations."
"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
"What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI"
"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."
"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"
"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you"