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Joke of the Day

"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."

"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"

"Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate."

"Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything."

"The worst thing about being the first person to live on the moon will be getting caught lying every time you claim to get laid."

"Dogs have non-traditional family structures... because they have four Pa's."

"Waitress: need anything else? Me: yes, a cup of black coffee. W: and how would u like your coffee? M: uhhh..black and in a cup?"

"The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)"

"Did you hear about the plane full of anorexics that crashed? There were no FAT-alities, but everyone felt really, really dead."

"You're like cheese I laugh when I cut you! Edit: First post on Reddit? Why not start with a cheesy joke?"