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"Finally, I got the model wife I always wanted Unfortunately she's a plus size model"
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"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."
"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."
"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."
"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."
"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"
"David Hasselhoff saves money on tailored shirts by not ordering the first 5 buttons."
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."
"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"