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Joke of the Day

"What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop? I can't decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!"

"What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress"

"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."

"I got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them."

"A man goes to the lawyer: ""What is your fee?"" Lawyer says: ""1000 US dollars for 3 questions."" Man: ""Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?"" Lawyer: ""Yes, what is your third question?"""

"FACT: If you don't own a suit, you get to stay in your twenties forever."

"I have a new theory about the most effective way to sabotage condoms... ... but you'll probably just poke holes."

"An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone."