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Joke of the Day
"Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one."
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"So 2 trains crashed in Germany today... Lets just hope the train wasn't going to Auschwitz or more then Germans would have gotten injured."
"Sir, on a scale, How much do you weigh?"
"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"
"Feminism is a broad issue."
"A farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep.... And says ""This is the pig I'm fucking."" His wife replies ""That's a sheep you fucking idiot!"" And the farmer says ""I wasn't talking you!"""
"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""
"A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside. He says, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""Ew no"" ""Must be your pussy then."""
"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing."