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Joke of the Day

"You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?"

"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."

"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"

"What's the easiest way to get a little head? The Zika virus."

"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."

"A priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner when a 5 year old boy walks by. The priest says, ""Hey. Let's fuck that boy"". Replied the rabbi, ""out of what?""."

"Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence"

"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."

"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."

"Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"