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Joke of the Day

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"

"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."

"I only star inspirational tweets from 15 year-old white girls, because they've obviously got the deepest insight into the human experience."

"Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!"

"According to my cholesterol level I'm a pizza."

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says, ""DAM."""