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Joke of the Day
"Why are ska bands so clean? They always pick it up pick it up pick it up."
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"And Grandmother, what a big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."
"can't now.. having an heated argument with my toaster."
"Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I'm left wondering just how much he's actually been listening."
"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."
"Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed."