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Joke of the Day
"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."
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"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."
"Was going to go see The Pope the other day but too tired to go... ...you could say that I was too pooped to Pope."
"me (on desert island): good thing i was able to grab this CD player & my 5 fav CDs other survivor: I saw you put down bread & pick those up"
"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."
"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"
"What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!"
"Perfect one night stand: Amish person. No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter."
"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."