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Joke of the Day

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"Yo momma so stupid She went into a round room and tried to take a shit in the corner."

"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""

"If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String."

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."

"*slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet"

"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."