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Joke of the Day

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"

"people: u should smile me: not unless u deposit 2 million dollars in my bank account thanks"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

"The oldest joke I know A girl with no arms or legs was sad on the beach. A man walked up and asked what was wrong. She said she'd never been fucked. He threw her in the water and said, ""Now ur fucked"""

"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"

"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."

"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."

"Where can you go to pick up black birds? The crow bar"

"I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."