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Joke of the Day
"Legally, you don't actually have to ever stop screaming."
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"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
"Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it."
"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"
"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"
"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."
"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"
"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."
"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."
"he doesnt always use the internet, but when he does, he shares recipes & inspiratiomal quotes. he is..the most pinteresting man in the world"