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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."

"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."

"I turned 18 today so the first thing I did was your mom"

"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha"

"Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator."

"For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."

"I don't drink about you anymore."