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Joke of the Day
"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
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"Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."""
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" The man asks ""why?"" The doctor replies ""because i'm trying to examine you."""
"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"
"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."
"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!"
"Broke bakers need dough."