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Joke of the Day
"Why is everyone smiling at me today? *checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah."
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"The Canadian Army"
"I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign"
"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."
"""So let's name the turtles after the most influential artists and their sensei we'll name after this lil piece of wood stuck in my foot"""
"What is Yoda's last name? Layhehoo"
"""Video games are art,"" I say as I change my created Madden player Todd Poopman's height to 6'9""."
"How to kill 20 flies at once Slap an Ethiopian"
"Did you know Joe Montana and his brother have more super bowl wins than the Manning brothers? And Joe Montana doesn't even have a brother!"
"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."