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Joke of the Day

"""Video games are art,"" I say as I change my created Madden player Todd Poopman's height to 6'9""."

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy? A rottweiller."

"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"

"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."