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Joke of the Day

"I went to Art Therapy to treat my dyslexia. I don't know why they put me in a maze, but the cheese was good."

"My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that's about average considering she's 9"

"Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me"

"Hey Google, if I'm searching for ""herpes symptoms"" then no, no I'm not ""feeling lucky."""

"*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want? ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*"

"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""

"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"

"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"

"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes practice to be good. You have to adapt quickly to your partner's moves. You're gonna sacrifice some horses"