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Joke of the Day

"What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not."

"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"

"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."

"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."

"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"

"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."

"What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"