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Joke of the Day

"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."

"Sweep her off her feet, but not like the bad guy from Karate Kid."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success."

"Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!"

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had."

"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."

"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"What makes cheerleaders nervous? Being late"