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Joke of the Day

"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"

"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."

"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Damn"

"You know what I hate? 1: Typing 2: Hypocrisy 3: Lists"

"What's the difference between three midget mensa members and a female track team? One group is a bunch of cunning runts..."

"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"

"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."

"Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos."