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Joke of the Day

"Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks. You are first in line for my liver when the time comes."

"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."

"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."

"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"

"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"

"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."

"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."