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Joke of the Day

"When you feel sad When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, ""damn I am really so cute"" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!"

"Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""

"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"

"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order"

"I don't know what it is about my masseuse... But something about her just rubs me the wrong way."

"61% of internet traffic is from bots... ...the other 39% is Reddit users manically hitting refresh to check their upvotes on new posts"

"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"