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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves..... Free"
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"What do girlfriends and ass hairs have in common? They never let shit go."
"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"
"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"
"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."
"When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night."
"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"
"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."
"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."
"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."