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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen? Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops."

"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"

"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"

"How do you start a rave in Ethopia??? You staple food on the ceilings."

"Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table. "

"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""

"How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !"

"Once I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu."

"I never really understood porn. I mean what does she really see in him? I doubt he even loves her."

"Had to remove the seconds hand from my watch.. was really starting to tick me off"