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Joke of the Day
"I can make you speak even MORE Irish. Say this five times fast: ""Your fork can eat jet."""
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"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"
"I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family She believes I'll amount to nothing as well."
"Is it solipsistic in here? Or is it just me?"
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"
"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."
"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"
"You know, once I entered a pun contest, I gave in 10 puns hoping one would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"What do gay horses eat? dick."