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Joke of the Day

"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."

"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"December 23rd should be called Christmas Adam since it always comes before Christmas Eve."

"If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, ""Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."""

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"Whats worse, being a vegan inmate or non vegan? Or non vegan inmate* Depends on whether you want to eat meat or toss salad."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about."

"The first rule of crossword club is (3,2,3,4,5,9,4)"