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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"
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"One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's."
"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"
"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"
"You know when guys pee, and they shake their pen!s for that last drop? ...........That's how much gas I got for 2 dollars."
"Why are they called dive bars? Because they have pool"
"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na"
"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"