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Joke of the Day
"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."
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"A Termite Walks into a Bar and asks, ""hey, where's the bar tender?"""
"who needs a bill of rights...? Im bill and im right!!!"
"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."
"Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!"
"Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? Purrgatory."
"ME: So I... was never invisible? JAIL DOCTOR: No. That's why you're in jail"
"What are 3 words that men hate during sex? *""Honey*, I'm home!"""
"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"