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Joke of the Day
"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."
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"I like my women like I like my corn. On the cob, I mean on my junk, I mean I didn't think this joke through"
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"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."
"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"
"me at five am: should i sleep for two hours or stay up me at now am: Did my coworker just say ""email"" or ""bee jail"". what did the bee do"
"How do you make a woman scream? You fuck her in the ass. How do you make her scream again? You wipe your dick off with the drapes."
"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"
"Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams."
"Feminism thats the joke"