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Joke of the Day
"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"
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"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."
"I can't picture myself getting a tattoo I'll get married and have children, but a tattoo is just so permanent"
"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"
"Dude: You got a light? Me: Sure. *hand him a flashlight* Dude: I mean for my cigarette. Me: Yeah, he can use it."
"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"
"Drunk Welsh man walks into a bar A drunk welsh man walks into a bar. How many women are pregnant at the end of the night? None, but I wouldn't eat the lamb!"
"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."