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Joke of the Day

"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"

"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."

"Two computers were having sex All you could hear was 0 0 0 0 0 0"

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."

"Why don't Natives like snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ""hoes"""