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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq."
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"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"
"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."
"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."
"Did you know our brains are 75% fat? Thinking about putting mine on a diet."
"Saw a sign that said ""Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!"" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?"
"How is /r/jokes like sex? I don't get it."
"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."