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Joke of the Day

"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'"

"What do you call a selfless pastrami? Pastramyou"

"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."

"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"

"Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexican pole jumpers can jump."

"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."

"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."

"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."

"How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?"

"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"