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Joke of the Day

"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: I have some bad news, but before I tell you, keep in mind that the Wright bros could only stay airborne for 12 seconds"

"A man goes to the zoo, As he walks around he see's only one animal, a dog. It's a schitzu"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman."

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."

"Why do golf commentators speak softly? To not wake the audience."

"What do you call someone who is great at casting?? A Mastercaster hahahahahah"

"2 is the only even prime number. It's kind of odd, isn't it?"

"What's a woman's favorite monkey? Macaque."

"Sorry I faked my death during the middle of your boring story."

"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."